Boobies

A dada altura ouço: «When I grow up / I wanna have boobies». Confirmada a letra vejo que a palavra certa é groupies. [da Bomba]

Muitas vezes, a imaginação melhora substancialmente aquilo que é percepcionado, seja letras de música ou pessoas inteiras até. Mas não vamos por aí. Aquilo que a letra melhorada pela Charlotte me recordou foi da minha biografia alternativa, tal como se encontra condensada numa musiquinha da Sinead O’Connor. E embora pusesse qualquer pai de cabelos em pé, intitula-se «Daddy I’m Fine». A única coisa que me incomoda é quando ela transforma «boobs» em «pride» num ataque de feminismo (ou de caspa) dispensável.

I was born in Dublin town
Where there was not too much going down
For girls whose only hope
Was not to find a man who could piss in a pot
So early I heard my first guitar
And I knew I wanted to be a big star
And I told my poor worried father
Said I ain't gonna go to school no more

Cause see I wanna look cool and I wanna look good
With my hair slicked back and my black leather boots
Wanna stand up tall with my boobs upright
And feel real hot when the makeup's nice
I get sexy underneath the lights
Like I wanna fuck every man in sight
Baby come home with me tonight
Make you feel good make you feel all right

I'm going away to London
I got myself a big fat plan
Gonna be a singer in a rock 'n' roll band
And I'm gonna change everything I can
Sorry to be disappointing
Wasn't born for no marrying
Wanna make my own living singing
Strong independent pagan woman singing

And I feel real cool and I feel real good
Got my hair shaved off and my black thigh boots
I stand up tall with my pride upright
And I feel real hot when the makeup's nice
I get sexy underneath them lights
Like I wanna fuck every man in sight
Baby come home with me tonight
Make you feel good make you feel all right

I'm glad I came here to London
I've had myself some big fat fun
And I have even made some mon'
I got the most angelic son
My baby daughter is golden
And I do what I like for fun
And I'm happy in my prime
Daddy I'm fine I'm fine Daddy I'm fine
Daddy I'm fine I'm fine
Daddy I love you